Bouquet Of Kittens
Date Published: 02/02/2015 8:48 AM
Brace yourselves, Valentine's Days is coming. Did you remember to get a girlfriend this year? If so, why give her some stupid price-inflated flowers that will be in her garbage 5 minutes after you leave her house. Why not opt for the plush kitten bouquet, which is a bouquet of kittens wrapped in a beautiful wrap, ready to be handed to your one and only. Including 9 mini plush kittens which will certainly make her forget about the terrible and disappointing past year she just spent wasted on you, the bouquet of kittens will give her a euphoric rush of feels which will certainly land you some brownie points to be redeemed later in the night. No longer will you have to buy flowers each year, simply give the kitten bouquet to your girlfriend on Valentine's day, get them back when you breakup in March, then rinse and repeat come February again.
The bouquet of kittens come with 9 total plush kittens with each one attached to a stem by it's collar, comes with 3 orange kittens, 3 grey kittens, and 3 white kittens, with a blue wrap. If your girl is more into unicorns then she is into kittens, you can opt for the plush unicorn bouquet, which is the same thing except you get 9 unicorns instead of kittens, except much more magical.