I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Bed Of Truck Garden Hose Drinking Survivor
By Ryan on 11/18/2020 9:56 AM
If you lived in a time before safety regulations, spankings were considered child abuse, and drinking from the garden hose was how you hydrated everyday of the summer, chances are you need a good sign, coffee mug, or t-shirt to let the world know what you've been through. This new saying being displayed on signs, shirts, and everything else reads "I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Bed Of Truck Garden Hose Drinking Survivor", though some other versions also add in "No Seat Belt".
You can get the funny old-timer saying on many different things from Amazon, including, mugs, shirts, signs, phone grips, car decals and more. Check them all out on Amazon here, or check out some of our favorites below. You can find a link to get each one below each image.