The Ultimate Evil Villain Chair

Rules for sitting in the ultimate evil villain chair are as follows: You must be planning to take over the world, you must be bald, you must be wearing a shirt that is the same color as your pants, you must be holding a cat, whenever someone enters the room you must say a cheesy villainess catch phrase and slowly turn around while stroking said cat. The evil villain chair is a luxurious oversized leather chair made from aluminum, steel, chrome, and leather, measures 900mm x 900mm x 1200mm, and costs a mere $9,500.00 which is just 0.00095% of a billion dollars.