The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat

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Listed price
35.00
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etsy
Category
Home & Kitchen

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Do you have a bunch of crap that you don’t want stolen in your house? Well forget about an alarm or home security system, your best bet at deterring thieves from robbing you blind is to let them know they will find some better crap to steal at the neighbors.

The neighbors have better stuff doormat is made from enamel, vinyl, and coir, and measures 30 inches x 20 inches, and if you are into awesome doormats be sure to check out the come back with a warrant doormat, the cassette tape doormat, or the there’s no place like 127.0.0.1 doormat.

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Ryan Ruikkie

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Ryan Ruikkie

Ryan Ruikkie, the mastermind behind the weird and wonderful world of Odditymall, is a true eccentric at heart. With a penchant for all things strange and unusual, Ryan has built a platform where the wackiest, most outlandish products…