The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat
Date Published: 07/21/2020 2:35 PM
Do you have a bunch of crap that you don't want stolen in your house? Well forget about an alarm or home security system, your best bet at deterring thieves from robbing you blind is to let them know they will find some better crap to steal at the neighbors.
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