Did you work late and have come home to a party at your house? Oh no, you smeel like a dirty cheeseburger, and there are attractive females in your living room, how will you ever get your buzz up to speed, yet take care of your putrid, sweaty, disgusting body? The shower beer koozie will allow you to drink your beer in the shower, and hold it ever so nicely for you while you clean off. Just suction the Shakoolie shower koozie to the wall of your shower, and you won't have to worry about your beer falling over onto the floor of the tub, plus it will keep your beer cold while in your steamy shower. The shower beer koozie is made with velcro, so when you are ready for a drink, just tear it off from the base, and velcro it back on when you are done.