Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce

I once went to a taco buffet and had about 2 plates of tacos and said to myself, "I'm pretty full", and decided I was done eating. But when the waiter came by and asked if I needed more tacos, I caved under the pressure and got another plate. This will go down as one of the worst decisions of my life. On the way home as I was pulling into my neighborhood I felt the pressure of a thousand suns attempting to force its way out of my anus. As I squealed my tires into the driveway and got out of the car while simultaneously unbuckling my pants, I sprinted faster than Usain Bolt through my home in an attempt to make it to the bathroom in time. But with each step of my jog a little bit of taco sludge made it out of my rectum, thus resetting the mental sign in my head that reads, "No Accidents In 7300 days".

Would I rather sh*t myself while running to the bathroom, or while I'm laying in bed? That's the real question. 'Sh*t The bed' is a new hot sauce level from a hot sauce company called Bunsters Fresh, with Sh*t The Bed of course being the hottest of their levels, with the other two levels simply named 3/10 and 7/10.

The Shit The Bed hot sauce is not just a delicious, yet extremely hot hot sauce, but it also makes for a perfect gift idea for any hot sauce connoisseur, a gag gift, a secret Santa gift, or a white elephant gift. The shit the bed hot sauce comes in an 8.4 oz bottle, and is currently taking pre-orders for their sauce on their website, with an expected delivery date of November 2015.

Check out the Shit The Bed hot sauce in action via the video below.