There's Now a Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit That Exists
Date Published: 07/09/2019 11:28 AM
He says "The hardest choices require the strongest wills", and that's pretty much what it's come down to when I contemplate making this purchase. Do I buy a Thanos one-piece swimsuit and feel amazing while getting looked at and pointed at by everyone, or do I simply ignore this and pretend I never saw it? These are the questions that need to be asked and thought about before whipping out that credit card.
Versions: Male | Female
When it comes to one-piece men's swimsuits, this is probably the first I've ever seen actually. I never knew it was a think until just now. Now I'm wondering why I don't own one. I have a pool, so I could certainly where one in the privacy of my own yard before venturing out to the beach or public pools. Not to mention, it's a Thanos one-piece swimsuit, which makes it that much better.
If you'd like to make your body a purple temple while turning your bulge into the Thanos' neck fat, this one-piece masterpiece of a swimsuit might just be for you. To be honest, anything that features Thanos' giant face front and center, is sure-fire way to get me to purchase anything in this world.
Before purchasing, you should probably make sure you're OK with your legs baring it all, as the seller states "High Cut At Leg", along with "Moderate Bottom Coverage", and of course you can't go wrong with a "Deep Scoop Neckline" and "Deep Scoop Back" on a men's one-piece swimsuit.
The Thanos one-piece men's swimsuit is made from 82% Polyester and 18% Spandex, should be hand-washed only to preserve the longevity of the suit and graphics, is printed on all sides of the swimsuit, should be hung dry in a shady place, features extra wide shoulder straps, and comes in sizes ranging from small to XXX-Large.
Of course, there's always a women's one-piece Thanos swimsuit for all the Thano's loving ladies out there.