Knitted Chain Link Scarf

Chain link jewelry either makes you one of two things, a bad-ass that don't take no shit from no one, or a douche who just got done applying bronzer to his skin. This fancy chain link scarf is a giant knitted version of a chain link necklace, and could be used as either a necklace or a scarf depending on your mood and/or weather. The only thing that would make it even better is if there were a giant clock hanging from the bottom of it. Perfect for the hipster who can't wear a regular scarf because they're just too mainstream, a giant man with a fat neck who would just wear it as jewelry, or maybe someone who is just really into chains.

Not quite big enough? Try out Yokoo Dookie's chain link scarves that are quite a bit larger, but they will also run you some extra cash.

The knitted chain link scarf is made from yam, a needle and a thread, measures 2.5 feet in length from end to end, and comes in either black, gold, white, or silver colors to choose from (or if you don't like any of those colors, just ask for a custom color of your choosing).