There's a Pair Of Tiny Fishnet Stockings You Can Get For Your Dog, and We Don't Know Why
Date Published: 04/30/2021 2:04 PM
We hate to be the one's to have to bring this to your attention, but apparently fishnet stockings for dogs is now a thing. Yeah, we're pretty bummed about it to, but this is just where we are as a society. We've hit the point of no return. If you've ever felt the need to put some fishnet stockings on your dog but your human pair was too large and they just slipped right off your dog, you're in luck! Because these tiny fishnet stockings are made just for dogs!
We can't tell if there's a company actually making stockings for dogs, or their just repurposing fishnet stockings for smaller people and claiming that their for dogs. Either way it's weird, confusing, and somewhat disturbing. I'm not here to tell you that your dog needs fishnet stockings, I'm just here to bring it to your attention so you can decide for yourself. There'll be no judgement passed... well, maybe a little bit of judgment.
The dog fishnet stockings are made from Polycarbonate, are black in color, and are meant to just go over the rear end of your dogs. They'll make a hilarious Halloween costume for your dog if you choose to use it for that, otherwise if you're a complete weirdo you can just put your dog into stockings for no reason.
It seems that the fluffier the dog, the funnier they look in fishnet stockings!
If you're using the stockings on your dog for a costume, that's fine. It starts getting weird whey you do it for no reason!
It gets even funnier when the dog lays down while wearing the stockings!
I'm sure there's also a pretty easy way to DIY your own pair of fishnet stockings for your dog if you're feeling a bit handy!
Your dog will surely look at you while wearing the stockings and thing, "why have yo done this to me?!"
This pair of fishnet dog stockings are black in color, but there may be other colors available elsewhere!
The stockings on your dog becomes in more funny when you add shoes or slippers over the stockings!
What do you think? Would you put fishnet stockings on your dog?