35 Things For Your Dog That Will Make Them Love You More

The DogTelligent dog collar is a smart dog collar that offers a ton of features to train your dog, track your dog, as well as monitor your dog's health. The smart dog collar allows you to track your dogs location on a map using GPS, allows you to talk to your dog through the microphone on your phone, monitor your dogs health and activity with charts and data through your phone, as well as a whole lot more...

This push pedal water fountain for your dog allows your dog to walk up to it and push the pedal to receive a stream of water that shoots upwards for them drink from. Not only is it entertaining for your dog to drink form and for you to watch your dog, but it keeps your dog hydrated by offering an interactive way to drink water.

Perfect for any Pez lover or collector, this Pez dispenser for dogs dispenses bone shaped dog treats. The dog Pez dispenser holds up to 6 dog treats at a time and features a beagle's head on the top of it that you bend backwards to release the Pez dog treats.

You want to give your dog a seizure you say? Well look no further, this dog collar features a laser pointer attached to it, and as your dog walks around, a laser will endlessly points at the floor in front of them similar to how you dangle a carrot in front of a donkey to get them to keep walking. The collar laser pointer works for both dogs or cats, attaches to any standard sized collars, and is powered by 2 CR2032 batteries.

This water bottle for dogs has a uniquely designed cap that allows it to be used as a bowl. Simply remove the cap and pour the water inside the cap and hold it out for your dog to drink from. No longer will you have to share. The travel water bottle for dogs comes in a few different sizes depending on the size of your dog, and comes in a plethora of different colors to choose from.

This hoodie has a giant pocket on the front of it that allows you to carry your dog around like a little baby. Perfect for little girly dogs that would normally travel around in your purse, this hoodie works for both cats and dogs, plus the inside of the pocket is filled with super soft material for your dog to enjoy. You’ve finally become a kangaroo.

The Woof Washer 360 is a dog washer that uses a large circle that connects to your hose to spray water from every angle towards the center of the circle. Put the circle around your dog and your dog will be cleaned in under 60 seconds. Also, a soap container attaches right to the device and comes out with the water so you don’t need to scrub your dog down with suds.

Give your dog a bit of a personality with this dog food mat that tells you just how nasty that crap you’re feeding your dog truly is. The dog food mat features one circle for your dog’s water bowl, and another circle to place the nasty dry crap you feed your pooch. Every time your dog goes to get something to eat, he’ll know exactly what he’s in for.

The PetChatz pet webcam is a device that you attach to your wall and allows you to talk with your dog via video chat using your phone or computer. It also allows you to push a button to give your dog a treat. Perfect for overbearing dog parents who just can’t go a few hours without making kissy noises at their dogs.

The Pet Peek fence window is essentially a giant bubble that you can install on your fence to allow your dog to see through to the other side. Perfect for houses with large wooden fences that surround your yard, the Pet Peek fence window will allow your dog to bark into a window until it's foggy instead of just barking randomly at noises in the middle of the yard.

Perfect for those weird dog owners that just need to treat their dogs like they're part of the family, the dog high chair allows you to let your dog have dinner with you at the dinner table. Once you make the purchase of a dog high chair there is no turning back, you are officially weird and you will be looked upon as such.

This dog leash has a water mister that attaches to the end of the leash near your dogs neck. Simply give the button a push to spray a mist of water onto the back of your dogs neck when out on a walk on a hot summer day. Now they just need to invent a human leash with a water mister so you can spray yourself when you’re too hot.

They don’t always want to just doggy paddle around, your dogs need some relaxation time as well in the pool. This pool float is made specifically for dogs in that it’s made using heavy duty, scratch resistant material so that your dog doesn’t pop it with their nails. No longer will your dog need to stay out of the water and overheat, baking in the sun, while you're gallivanting about in the pool having the time of your life.

The paw plunger is a cup like device that allows you to easily clean your dog’s paws after they’ve been running around outdoors in the mud and dirt. Simply grab each of your dog’s legs and jam them in through the opening on the top of the paw plunger. Simply add in some water and soap into what looks to be a giant coffee mug, and you’re dog will have some clean paws in no time.

You’re lazy, so lazy in fact that for the 10 minutes a day your dog actually isn’t sleeping you won’t even play with him. This dog ball fetching machine allows you to fill it up with tennis balls and shoot them off using a remote control. What a world we live in while with a click of a button the device can make you more lazy, and your dog less lazy.

This outdoor dog drinking fountain uses a sensor so that all your dog has to do it walk up close to it and water will start coming out of it. Perfect for a smart enough dog that might know how to use it (unlike my stupid dogs), the automatic dog drinking fountain is a great way to keep your dogs hydrated while out in the backyard during those hot summer days.

Let strangers who may find your runaway dog know that you dog is indeed lost with this dog tag that reads “Oh Shit I’m Lost”. No longer will the person who found a random dog running around wonder if this dog is lost or not, once he reads the tag he’ll know for sure and investigate further and hopefully find a phone number to call. The tag comes personalized with your dog’s name and your phone number on the back of it.

This dog chew toy when positioned just right in your dog’s mouth makes your dog look like he has a giant tongue. Hopefully you’ll be able to get a good picture of him with it in his mouth before he destroys it under 5 minutes like my dog did.

If you’re sick of your dog crawling into your sleeping bag while out camping on a cold brisk night, this dog sleeping bag might be for you. As in, literally for you, since you won’t be able to get your dog to use it, you will probably have to use it since your dog will be in your nice warm sleeping bag. With just enough room for a small adult human to curl up in and barely get the cover over themselves, this dog sleeping bag is perfect for the frequent camper or hiker that likes to take their dog along on the trip.

Washing your dog in the bathtub getting a little tricky? This dog shower stall is a stall that you can place outside to easily clean your dog. Simply jam your dog inside the enclosure, blast him with soap and water, and he will have nowhere to run besides the state of being clean. The dog shower stall features 16 different jets that blast your dog from every different angle making sure your dog emerges clean.

Why go to all that work of throwing a ball for your dog to fetch when you can simply jam a tennis ball into this k-9 ball launcher kannon and do it with a simple click of a button. The dog ball cannon launches tennis balls up to 75 feet in distance while you sit back and sip beer not wasting but a sweat throwing a ball with your arm.

This smart dog feeder allows you to feed your dog from anywhere in the world using your smart phone or tablet. No longer will you ever have to see or interact with your dog, simply feed him from work, feed him from the bar, and feed him from jail after that fight you got in at the bar. The smart pet feeder also allows you to set up a feeding schedule so it will feed your dog automatically at set times of the day.

This dog tether will keep your dog’s leash or rope from getting tangled up around the stake you usually tie your dog up to as the device will swivel and is never able to get tangled up into itself. Granted this still doesn’t solve the problem of your dog wrapping himself around a tree or a light post.

Your dog’s eyes need protection too… Doggles are sunglasses that are made specifically for dogs. Perfect for taking your dog out to the beach on a sunny day, the Doggles are made to form better to your dog’s face and nose, plus it comes with a head-band that secures itself around your dog’s head.

Pretty much the equivalent of attaching a big stick to your dog's back, this escape preventing harness uses a rod placed perpendicular to your dog's body so that if they are inside a yard with a wide legged fence that they could normally slither right through, this rod would get caught on the fence like they tried to go through while carrying a stick in their mouth.

This dog bowl is a bowl that attaches right to your outdoor garden hose so that it always stays filled. Perfect for a negligent dog owner who leaves their dog outside on a scorching day for hours on end, they can at least take solace in the fact that their dog’s bowl won’t go dry.

Your puppy already gnaws on its leash all day anyway, might as well just make your leash out of hot dogs. Although not actually made of hot dogs, the hot dog dog leash is a quirky product that will probably get some laughs from your weirdo friends at the dog park, but chances are you’ll probably use it once or twice only for it to be tossed to the back of the dog cabinet never to be seen again.

If your dog is like mine and inhales his food without even thinking about chewing, you may want to consider getting a slow feed dog bowl for your dog. The bowl is designed in a way that makes it more difficult for your dog to destroy a bowl in 10 seconds, but rather your dog will need to take it’s time to get the food that’s scattered throughout the maze-like design of the dog bowl.

The PetCube is a cube shaped device that allows you to view your dog at home when you’re away through your smart phone but also lets you play with your dog via an integrated laser pointer built into the cube. Use your phone to control the laser pointer to have your dog chase it around. The PetCube connects to your home Wi-Fi and is compatible with both iOS and Android devices.

Your dog already destroys all your shoes while you’re away, so why not just let them sleep in a shoe. The Sasquatch pet bed is essentially a dog bed shaped like a giant croc shoe and is lined with faux fleece that can easily be pulled out to be washed. The shoe shaped dog beds come in a plethora of different colors and designs to choose from.

This dog leash attaches to the back of your bicycle for your dog to run along beside you as you ride. No longer will you get thrust off your bike when your dog pulls you in the opposite direction when you’re just holding the leash with your hand. Now you just have to worry about your dimwitted dog running into the bike’s wheel. Luckily the leash is designed short enough so that they can’t run in front of your bike.

If your dog is like mine, he can’t swim and basically sinks like an anchor as soon as he is placed into a body of water. This shark fin life jacket will not only keep him afloat so he can pretend he knows how to doggy paddle, but make him look like a shark with a dorsal fin on his back. Perfect for pointing your dog at some kids you don’t know to scare the hell out of them.

This squeaky dog toy makes your dog look like he has a big smile on this face. Combine this with the giant tongue dog toy posted above and you will have one happy dog, or at least he’ll look happy with that smile in his mouth. Made from natural rubber with a non-toxic coating the smile dog chew toy is certain to make your dog look like an idiot.

Your dog sees you enjoying your beer every day, and it’s just about time he gets some of his own. This beer bottle shaped dog toy is made to resemble a Dos Equis beer. Now, just like you your dog can pass out with a beer bottle under his face only to wake up smelling of regret. Aptly named ‘Dogs Equis’ the beer bottle dog toy is stuffed with cotton and comes with a squeaker inside.

If you’re some sort of OCD sufferer that just can’t get dirty and you have a dirty dog that needs a bath quite often, this might be for you. This shower curtain has bubble-boy-like arms that you can use to wash your dog through the shower curtain without ever getting wet or dirty yourself. The “Help 'em Wash” shower curtain is made from non-toxic PVC, and has an adjustable height by ascending or lowering the pole depending on how tall you are.