Astronaut Bed Sheets

Now-a-days kids have the greatest toys and gadgets to play with. Instead of playing outside they can play on their iPad, instead of socializing with other kids, they can just talk to each other on their iPad. Instead of making out the word 'BOOBS' on a calculator, they can just look up boobs on their iPad. Now to top it off they get to have astronaut sheets? When I was growing up the best I had was one day of dry sheets a week before they got filled with urnine again. Damn dog...