38 Incredible Office Gadgets Your Workplace Needs Right Now

When you can't even be bothered to stir your own coffee after you pour in your cream and sugar, you know it's a Monday. Luckily, this self-stirring coffee mug will do all the hard work for you. Just press the button, and it'll instantly stir all your ingredients

Measuring just 6 inches tall, this miniature ballista kit allows you to launch balls at your enemies at the office. Especially those with coffee breath. Made from high-quality wood, the kit lets you put it together by yourself, that way it will feel so much more satisfying when you pelt your co-workers in the face with the artillery of the Roman Empire.

This tiny fridge not only keeps your soda cold for you, but it’s so small you can easily set it on your desk for whenever you need an ice-cold sody-pop. The mini fridge holds 1 12oz cans, and is powered by USB so you can plug it right into your computer or laptop. Buy Now

Sick of working in your depressing, mundane office all day? This desk allows you to work outside on your balcony (assuming your office has one). Simply drape the Balkonzept over the fence of your balcony, set a laptop, book, etc, on the desk and start working. Plus the top of it can be used to hold a plant.

There’s nothing quite as depressing as fluorescent lighting. Your cubicle is surrounded by them! Why not dress them up to make your brain think you’re actually outside, enjoying life in the sunshine. These panels attach right to your fluorescent lighting on the ceiling of your office to make the depression zone you work in look a little more lively and bright by making it look like it’s a skylight looking up at a bright blue sky.

It's not a lie... One cat just leads to another. You get 1 cat, then it needs a buddy, and before you know it, you're an official cat lady. This heat changing coffee mug will help you explain to others how your life came to be. One one side of the mug it reads: "One cat just leads to another", and once you add in hot liquid, the cat on the other side of the mug is joined by many other cats.

Similar to the I’m a Twat coffee mug posted above, but the other way around. Everyone can read your mug that says ‘Have a Nice Day’, but as soon as you take a sip, the bottom sends off a large middle finger in their general direction. Another perfect way to end your last day at the office.

Everyone needs a good scream sometimes. This vase (obviously made in Japan) lets you scream inside of it, without any noise escaping. Your boss just yell at you? Give a good scream into the vase and no one will ever know how angry you were. Just continue to bottle up your rage until it boils over the edge, and you'll someday take it all out on your coworkers.

This punching bag is perfect to set on your desk and relieve some stress. Plus you can cut out a picture of your boss and tape it to the bag. The desktop punching bag is secured to your desk with a suction cup, and has a heavy-duty spring that bounces back with each punch.

On those cold days in winter at the office it sometimes seems like they put the air-conditioning on instead of the heat, and you usually feel that most in your hands. Typing while your hands are freezing is damn-near impossible. That's why someone invented these USB heated hand warmers. Not only do they keep your hands nice and toasty, but they also look like cute little pieces of toast.

Sometimes the little mini stress balls just done relieve enough of your stress. This giant stress ball weighs a total of 5 lbs, and is sure to relieve all of your stress and then some… The giant stress ball is made from thousands of tiny gel balls, and measures 6 inches in diameter.

There’s something quite calming about watching dogs poop. This calendar is filled with various dogs pooping in various areas and positions, and will most certainly make you the office weirdo if you weren’t already. Say goodbye to the beautiful scenery calendar you got as some terrible Christmas gift. Put up the pooping pooches calendar at the office and show your true colors already.

You've seen our list of the best heat changing coffee mugs, but apparently we missed one. This awesome Star Trek coffee mug will actually transport the main characters that are standing on the transport pad onto an alien world once you add in hot liquid. It's basically the dream mug for any Star Wars geek! If you know a die-hard trekkie that doesn't already own this mug, this would make a perfect gift idea for geeks or any Star Trek lover.

This coffee mug has a plug on the side of it that allows you to take it with you when you’re done using the mug so that no one else in your office can use it. If someone were to use it without the plug, the coffee would just spill right out the bottom. A perfect coffee mug when you work in an office full of mug thieves.

If you're the type of person that just can't get enough movies or television no matter where you are, this tiny portable smart projector might be for you! The Nebula Mars Portable Cinema is an extra tiny smart projector that projects out HD quality video, along with awesome built-in features like Netflix, YouTube, and more.

Similar to the Stress Sausages we posted a while back, these scrotum shaped stress balls are a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply attach the dangling balls to the underside of your desk, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, simply reach over and give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Nancy from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your desk.

If you or someone you know is in the market for a new tape dispenser for their office, and are a huge Star Wars geek, you may have just found your new tape dispenser. This fallen At-At from Star Wars is made into a tape dispenser with a roll of tape sticking out of its back. I can think of no way of being more humiliated posthumous than being turned into a tape dispenser...

The problem with most exercise equipment is that they're just too massive and take up way too much room, especially treadmills! Though, this new treadmill called the WalkingPad takes up practically no room at all, as it's foldable and doesn't have a large stand that comes with it. It's simply a tiny foldable treadmill, and it's perfect for those looking to get in some exercise in extra small areas like tiny homes or at the office.

Perfect for naps at the office, this office chair lays completely flat. Simply pull out the foot rest, recline the chair all the way backwards until it’s perfect flat, and take a nice nap at work to forget about the dreadfully depressing work zone you’re forced to be in day-in and day-out. Perfect for a 20 minute power nap while the boss is in a meeting.

Remember in the good-ol-days when 1 video game took up the amount of room that's equivalent to a refrigerator? Now-a-days you can get hundreds of games available in the palm of your hand. For those that like the retro days of giant cabinet sized gaming devices and want your children to one day have the same nostalgia as you do, there are now these mini-sized (yet still giant) retro arcade games available.

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You’ll know when you deserve a nameplate that says ‘Talented Motherfucker’ on your desk at work. You’ll know it when it’s handed to you by your boss, who just didn’t know what else to put on it because of the amount of talent that oozes from your body.

This lunch box is made to look just like a mini guitar case, and is perfect for any guitar player, music lover, or really anyone who just wants to truly live the Rock and Roll lifestyle by bringing a packed lunch to work, where they’ll most likely feast on their lunch alone in their cubicle like a rat.

This hammock attaches under your desk and allows your feet to relax and sway in the cool breeze of your cubicle while you work tirelessly and go to your happy place until the work day is over. Only to come back and do it all over again. None-the-less, at least your feet will be comfy while you work.

Maybe not quite as subtle as the lay flat office chair, which you could probably tell your boss you were inspecting the ceiling’s structural integrity through your eyelids, the Ostrich Pillow is a weird looking pillow that allows you to easily nap anywhere. To use it, just jam it over your head, stick your hands inside the hand holes, and drift off into a sweet bliss until you hear your boss yelling at you.

Certainly a unique way to hold your paperclips, the Einstein hair paperclip holder will make it look like your paperclips are Einstein’s crazy hair. The Einstein paperclip holder is a small statue that’s in the shape of his head depicting the famous picture of him sticking his tongue out.

Perfect for those who just can’t get enough otters in their lives, the Otto the Otter tape dispenser is in the shape of an otter lying on his back while holding your tape. Similar to how otters actually sleep, just not actually holding a roll of tape.

You can lay this seat cooler right on your office chair to have it pump out ice cold air onto your back and butt. Perfect for the Summer, as it will keep you nice and cool, while preventing that back and ass sweat that you know all too well.

When it comes to corgis, the thing that everyone loves most is of course those booties.  A corgi just loves to shake their butts when they're excited, and it's pretty much the most adorable thing ever. This is why people make products like corgi butt cookie cutters, a corgi butt purse, and of course this corgi butt mouse pad. The weirdly hilarious corgi mouse pad will make sure everyone around your work area knows just how much you love corgis!

No there’s not really a reason for the USB humping dog, as it doesn’t actually do anything other than hump, but that doesn’t stop you from wanting it. The USB humping dog will immediately start humping the second it’s plugged into your computer, once removed it stops humping. That’s it, and it’s amazing!

Looking to do some snacking at the office, but would rather not get your hands all messy which will then transfer straight to your keyboard and mouse? This hand shaped chip grabber should do the trick. Just press the button to have it squeeze down on your snack and have it deliver said snack right to your mouth.

Just about every cup of coffee I get, I try to chug it down while it's hot, since within just a few minutes, it'll be room temperature. What's the deal with cold coffee though? Why is iced coffee so delicious, yet room temperature coffee is just about the worst tasting liquid ever made? This unique coffee mug called Ember will keep your coffee at the perfect temperature.

Versions: Travel | Ceramic | Black

There's really nothing worse in life than when you go to staple some papers together only to find out the stapler has no staples in it, and you then proceed to look for staples for the next thirty minutes only to find none. If only there were a way with today's incredible technology, to attach two pieces of paper together without the need for some little metal thing. This unique stapler, in fact, does just that. It's a staple-less stapler, that indeed uses no staples at all.

Your desk is filled with important things like papers, pens, and candy wrappers. OK, in reality you're just an office hoarder, a slob, and have no room to set your 40 oz Diet Mountain Dew down anywhere. You went with the diet because you’re obviously on a diet… This clip attaches to the side of your desk and makes a cup holder for when you just have no more room on top of your desk, or when the garbage that consumes your desk is overflowing.

This banana holder is a plastic container that expands to meet the specific size requirements for your personal banana, and will keep it fresh along with keeping it safe from dangers like bruising, scrapes, and cuts while in transit to work. The ‘Banana Bunker’ is made from two separate pieces of plastic that connect near the center to protect your banana from the dangers out there in the wild.

If you don't have a good pen holder, you're clearly doing life wrong. There's nothing better in life than to scoop your pen from a good sturdy holder and feel like you're writing down something important.This Knight Pen Holder is a unique statue for your office that depicts a medieval knight bowing down and holding out your pen for you as if you were his King and the pen is your sword. He bows down in front of you presenting you your pen, and you can almost hear him whispering to you: "Your Pen, Your Majesty".

Do you have tasks that involve copying text from papers or textbooks into your laptop or smart phone? If so, my condolences... But fear not, there's now a product that will make this job 100x easier and more enjoyable. The ScanMarker will instantly scan text to your computer or smartphone and allow you to create summaries faster than you ever have before.

Versions: Bluetooth | Corded

These sandwich bags make it look like your sandwich is filled with mold like it’s been sitting in the office fridge for months-on-end. Which might be true, but at least it stopped would-be sandwich thieves from eating your sandwich when it was actually fresh. Now it will just continue to sit in the office fridge with actual mold on it, in a bag that makes it look like it has mold on it.

Winter is upon us, and the homes are getting colder inside. If you don't feel like blasting the heat up in your house to extreme temperatures just to heat the room you're in, you can get a personal heater. Unlike large and bulky heaters that are bothersome to move around, and are sometimes overkill for what you need, this mini heater is the perfect size for heating a small area, and it's super lightweight and portable.