Zombie Solar Powered Light

As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies zombie logic by needing a lantern to see in the dark. But why not light up your unkept garden or lawn with the zombie solar powered light, and scare away the stupid ugly children that live in your neighborhood. The zombie lantern gets turned on by a simple on/off switch, or by an automatic sensor that turns on as it gets dark. The zombie solar light is made out of cold cast resin, is powered by a single LED solar charged lamp, and measures 18.5 inches long, 13 inches tall, and 10.5 inches wide.