You Can Get a King's Throne Toilet, and Yes It Play Music When You Open The Lid

Date Published: 03/16/2022 9:29 AM

You Can Get a King's Throne Toilet, and Yes It Play Music When You Open The Lid

If there's one way to show people that your king of your own castle, you can usually direct them to your toilet, where you truly sit like a king. Though now-a-days, that's really not the case. Well, until now. You can now get a throne toilet that's fit for a king. In fact, this throne toilet is an exact replica of the same toilet that King Dagobert used, who ruled over France from 629 AD - 638 AD.

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

Why anyone would install a normal toilet in their master bath anymore is beyond me... Assuming you can afford the hefty price tag. This throne toilet is truly fit for a king with features that might be a little surprising! (see below)

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

For starters the throne toilet stands a massive 5.3 feet tall and is made from a luxurious looking wood, which will ensure that everyone who sees the toilet knows that a king lives here, and here is where thou lays his dumps.

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

What's the best feature of the this king's toilet throne? Well, it has to be the song that gets played whenever you open the lid! Each time you pop the toilet lid open, the classic french children's song Le bon roi Dagobert plays from a speaker within the toilet! That song is actually about King Dagobert, who the toilet is made after! Oddly enough, the song is about King Dagobert arriving to a council meeting late with his trousers on inside out.

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

Also, another awesome feature is the flusher. No king would bend down and push a standard flush lever. This throne toilet has it's own flush chain that sits at standing height. So just give it a pull once you're done emptying thy bowels, and it'll swiftly be vacated. The flusher of course has a bell on it, so that all will know that the king is done doing thy business. Perhaps the bell was used the signify to the toilet cleaners as well...

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

Opposite of the pull chain flusher sits a candle holder where you can keep your throne nicely lit for mid-night dark poo sessions.

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

Of course what would a king's toilet throne be without massive wooden armrests along with an integrated cupholder in the right arm rest?!

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

You'll of course also need a matching toilet scrubber with a matching toilet scrubber holder!

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

In the middle of the wooden back rest of the throne toilet sits a customized sign that reads:

"You who comes here in humble posture to unload the weight of your heavy abdomens will feel your body lighten once you have deposited in the urn a modest present. Please send the pan a stream of pure water and on this smoking jar place like a cork the round cover with its perfect seal to serve as a grave to the indiscreet perfumes."

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

Officially named the Dagobert Toilet Throne, the unique toilet was originally created back in 1970 and was shown at a fair in Paris where it actually won first prize in the "Arts Menagers" contest it was entered into.

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

The thone toilet can actually be installed to your plumbing system, so yes you can actually use it. And no, you don't have to scoop out your poo from the porcelain base attached to the bottom of the throne.

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

The wooden king's toilet throne comes in two different finishes to choose from, including a darker finish and a lighter finish!

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

You can also customize the front of the throne toilet's porcelain base with a bunch of different patterns to really give it your own look thats customized to your own castle!

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

You can get the king's throne toilet QualityBath website for a hefty price of around $10,000!

Wooden Kings Throne Toilet

Check out the king's wooden toilet throne being flushed via the video below!

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