This Swiss Army Ring Has a Tiny Blade, Mustache Comb, and Bottle Opener

What do you do when you don't have your 141 function Swiss army knife on you, you don't have your survival grenade on you, nor do you have your 14-in-1 multi-purpose hammer tool on you? Well, if you were a smart man, you would be wearing your Swiss Army Ring each and every day, in hopes that you get lost in the wilderness so you actually put the ring to good use.

The multi-functional Swiss army ring is a unique titanium utility ring that lets you carry a set of tools right on your finger, which are so tiny, and would most likely be very hard to get an edge on, that you will probably never use, but hey, at least it's cool to show off to friends and strangers...

The Swiss army ring has 5 flip up hidden tools within the ring, including a bottle opener, a straight blade (for cutting tape, fishing line, etc...), a serrated blade for cutting tougher things, a saw, and a comb (most likely for mustaches, eyebrows, and back hair).

The Swiss Army Ring, aka The Man Ring as it's also known as, is handmade from aerospace grade titanium, contemporary metals, metal, 6al4v, and is made to order using your exact ring size.

This unique utility ring should not be confused with mass-produced toy, as the Man Ring is a finely engineered and crafted piece of functional art that takes hours to make each one. The ring takes extreme precision along with very extreme and precise tools and equipment to create.

Warning: You will be tazed, arrested, and considered a terrorist if the Swiss army ring is worn on to a plane.