Sprinkler Head Key Holder

The sprinkler key holder is a small container that resembles an in ground sprinkler head that you jam in to your lawn and will act as an emergency key when you come home drunk and empty pocketed.

Although, if a thief is smart enough he will notice that your lawn is so terribly dry, dead, and unkept that you couldn't possibly have an automatic sprinkling system for your lawn, and the second he sees this decoy sprinkler he will know there is a key inside.

The sprinkler key holder is waterproof, virtually indestructable, has enough room for a few keys, some money, and/or a small document, and is made from an actual sprinkler head.