Paper Fire Starter Log Maker

The paper log maker is a contraption that you can throw a bunch of shredded paper into and it will compress it into a log form using water and magic and you will end up with a cheap fire starter log for your fireplace or bonfire pit. No longer will you need to hang on to those christmas cards from Grandma, those thank you cards from that wedding gift you sent someone that you don't remember, or that junk mail that becomes insta-garbage, just shred it all and throw it into the paper log maker and you will have a nice handy paper log to start your next fire. Thanks Grandma! The paper fire starter log maker can accept most crap you throw into it, including cardboard, newspaper, junk mail, wrapping paper, wood chips, and more.