Neutron S Magnetic iPhone Mount
The Neutron S is a mount for your smartphone that is basically a magnet that you can use to easily attach or mount your…
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Collapsible Food Transfer Scraper
You’ve cut up a bunch of onions, your eyes are swollen shut, and you need to transfer the onions to the pot that is…
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Cinder Block Magnets
You need to stick something to your refrigerator, like a picture of your precious niece at her 6 month photo shoot, but you don’t…
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Hand Crank Accordion Lantern
The hand crank lantern is a small lantern that you can open and collapse accordion style and is great for storing in small places…
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Fork With A Thumb
Our silverware have finally adapated opposable thumbs to help us fatties consume food faster and more efficiently. The Fork With A Thumb is a…
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Grasshopper Stapler
The grasshopper stapler is a stapler that you would put on your desk at work and never use. It’s basically something that you would…
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Picto Wall Clock
The Picto wall clock is a retro designed clock that has a hand that shows the minutes, and a dot that circles around the…
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Day and Night Color Changing Mug
The day and night mug is a heat sensitive coffee mug that has a picture of the world on it. By default the mug…
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Camera Lens Koozie
Are you a photographer and want everyone to know it? Are you a 17 year old girl who owns a camera that can push…
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This Is Spinal Tape
This is spinal tape is a roll of tape that has an image of a spine on it, and is really only funny if…
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Magnetic Measuring Spoons
The magnetic measuring spoons are a set of measuring spoons that are magnetic so that you can attach them to your fridge, or oven…
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3D Printed Replica Of Your Unborn Fetus
A company called 3D-Babies will 3D print you a replica of your unborn baby, just send them 1-5 pictures from your ultrasound and they…
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Laundry Machine Shaped Hamper
The laundry machine hamper is a large laundry hamper that looks just like a laundry washing machine, so incase you are too stupid to…
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Rubber Band Machine Gun
Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic!…
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Urban Bike Holder Shelf
The Bike Holder Shelf is a shelf that you can attach to your wall that will hold your bike as well as whatever you…
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Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
Whether you need to tear apart some pork to make pulled pork sandwiches, carry a turkey across a room without dirtying or burning your…
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Hand Warming Coffee Mug
The Toasty Mug is a coffee mug that is made to wrap around your hands as you hold it, and as the coffee heats…
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Marty McFly Vest Costume T-Shirt
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt…
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Pixelated Censorship Towel
The censorship towel is a towel that makes it look like your body is being pixelated and censored as if you are on American…
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Face and Butt 2 Sided Soap
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word ‘Face’ printed on one side and ‘Butt’…
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Foldable Travel Boots
The Boulder Boot is a collapsible pair of boots that are great for when you are traveling and need to preserve space in your…
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Reusable Keurig Cup
Lets face it, people who use Keurigs hate Earth. For every cup of coffee you drink, you are throwing away a little plastic cup…
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USB Powered E-Mail Notifier
The Dream Cheeky email notifier is a USB powered device that you stab into your computer and will notify you when you get a…
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Foldable Shovel and Pickaxe
The foldable shovel and pickaxe is great to have on hand for when you need to dig a quick hole that is around 6…
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Dual Light Walking Flashlight
The dual light walking flashlight is a flashlight that has two lights on it, one of which shines forward to see where you are…
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Epicurean Pizza Cutter
Sometimes you just need to cut, eat, devour, and defecate your pizza as quickly as possible, and get to your next meal as fast…
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iPump Ultra Lightweight Bike Tire Pump
The iPump is the lightest air pump ever made, weighing in at only 21 grams, the tiny bike tire pump is perfect for those…
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Futuristic Silver Sphere Hard Drive
The Lacie Sphere is a futuristic looking hard drive for people that just can’t stand the terrible style of the ancient looking hard drives…
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Hand Gun Lamp
The hand gun lamp is a table lamp that has a base that looks just like a hand gun and is suitable for only…
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Lazy Parent Baby Bottle Holder
Lets face it, you are a lazy son of a bitch, and on the rare occurrence that you are around your child, you’re certainly…
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Potato Scrubbing Gloves
Finally rubbing your poatoes won’t seem so weird to everyone else, since now it serves a purpose. The potato scrubbing gloves are a pair…
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Realistic Crow Head Mask
If you’ve ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse…
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Water / Nasty Dry Crap Dog Mat
If your dogs are like mine, anything other than that wet glorious soft dog food that comes in a can, is second tier food.…
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