These Offensive Office Pens Are The Perfect Way To Get Back At Annoying Coworkers
By Ryan on 10/19/2021 1:53 PM
There comes a time in any office workers life where they just need to display some snarkiness to their coworkers as they've just simply had enough of their... presence... If you haven't found a snarky coffee mug by now, perhaps it's time to delve into some offensive pens for your office! The snarky office pens are perfect for use in your own office while making sure any colleague reads it as they enter the room, or for lending to a fellow annoying coworker.
The snarky office pens come in a set of 5 pens with different sarcastic and cynical phrases on them, including "That's no my job", "Per my last email", "This meeting could have been an email", "Oh, for f**ks sake", and "I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow".
The offensive office pens even have an extra loud clicker on them, this way you can continuously click them open and closed so that all of your coworkers will look over and read the pen that you're holding. The extra loud clicker is also a great way to send some annoyance back at your most aggravating coworkers.
The offensive office pens are actually made by the Etsy shop Offensive Crayons, who's already known for making just that... offensive crayons.
The offensive crayons come in a bunch of different versions, each of which is filled with hilarious color names. You can get all 5 versions here.
The offensive office pens cost about $11.50, whereas the offensive crayons go for about $8.50 for a 24 pack!
There are plenty of reviewers of the offensive pens that certainly love them, as the listing is filled with 5 star reviews. One reviewer states: "My new favorite pens. I couldn’t have said it better myself. They are perfect for the office.", and another reviewer goes on to say: "My daughter-in-law is an engineer and has been working long hours on a project, so I hope she'll enjoy these pens.".