Hold On We're Probably Not Wearing Pants Doormat

On any given day you come by from after work until I go to bed, chances are my pants are off and crumpled into a pile in the corner of the room. As soon as works done, they get taken off, and I continue to man-spread the night away on my couch. Luckily, someone has created a doormat that hits a little too close to home. It reads "Hold On We're Probably Not Wearing Pants", which is why it takes me up to 45 seconds to answer the door.

If you have no kids or their young enough to not be traumatized by a Dad who wears no pants all day, this doormat might make to be a good investment to warn guests of the extra long duration it'll take for you to answer the door.

The we're probably not wearing pants doormat is designed and created by Etsy store bearfoxsea, and they offer a few similar doormats, which read "Hold Up We're Probably Not Wearing Pants", "We Are Probably Not Wearing Pants", and "Please Wait We're Probably Putting On Pants". You can find them all here.

The Hold On we're probably not wearing pants doormat is handmade from coir fiber (coconut fibers) along with a PVC (vinyl) back, they're hand painted, and then spray sealed with a clear coat of UV resistant spray paint to lengthen the amount of time that they can survive outside on your front porch.

The we're not wearing pants doormat is super durable and rigid, are easy to use to scrub dirt and grime off your shoes, they're mold and mildew resistant, and each mat measures 30 inches long x 18 inches wide x 5/8 inch thick.