Minecraft Steve Head Costume
By Ryan on 08/19/2013 5:34 AM
Calling all virgins! Calling all virgins! The Minecraft Steve Head mask is a great pick for a Halloween costume this year, assuming the party you will be going to will be a ratio of Male to Female 20:1. So assuming there are 40 Males at the party, the 2 females is actually equal to 1 morbidly obese female weighing upwards of 400 pounds and wearing a sexy nurse outfit with an inner tube around her waist, but wait, that's not an inner tube, thats 1 large connecting fat roll that is protruding from her costume. The Minecraft Steve Head mask comes in a set of 2, 1 being the Steve head, the other being the creeper head. The minecraft heads measure 12 inches x 12 inches x 12 inches, feature easy to see eye holes, and makes a great gift for your shy, nerdy, loser, nephew who never talks to anyone at family events, but instead sits in the corner with his arms crossed looking down and often times pathetic.