K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher

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K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher

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30.03
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Amazon
Category
Pet Stuff
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Are you fat, lazy, and have a dog? Then the K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher is for you! Why go to all the work of having to bend down, pick a ball up, bend your arm backwards, then forward in a rapidly accelerating rate, then releasing the ball at just the right time so that it arcs upward slightly yet still moves forward and gains distance, and then have to do it all over again once your dog brings it back? Just use the K-9 Kannon Ball Launcher while you lounge away and drink beer. The launcher, hurls the ball up to 75 feet and is sure to leave your dog with a great workout, and you still fat and lazy.

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