The PuckOpener is a bottle opener that is a hockey puck, and combines the excellent sport of hockey with the amazing sport of drinking beer. Now instead of lacing up your skates, throwing on your pads, and exerting actual energy to get in the mood for hockey, you can just crack open a beer using your new hockey puck opener, sit on the couch, and continue to be the lazy piece of garbage that you are while you watch other people do work for your entertainment. The hockey puck bottle opener is made from an actual real hockey puck, has a built in magnet to catch your bottle caps, has a recessed opener plate so that you can still actually play hockey with it, and comes in a plethora of different designs to choose from.
