This Hairy Chest Hoodie Sweatshirt Will Ensure Your Girlfriend Never Steals Your Hoodie Again

Date Published: 10/06/2021 9:12 AM

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We've all been there men! Your girlfriend or significant other steals your hoodie or sweatshirt, and you never see it again! Before now there was really no way of stopping them. But now that this hilarious hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt exists your girlfriend will never want to wear it and look like a hairy caveman, thus they won't steal your hoodie. At least you can have one item that's truly yours!

The hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt features a full man's chest that's filled with hair, and a set of nips that'll stare you down from a mile away. The back of the funny hoodie is equally disgusting with back hair that looks like a wet mop. This way anyone will look truly disgusting no matter which way you see them from.

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt - Hairy back sweatshirt

You may recall the hairy chest tie, or perhaps the hairy chest and tattooed ugly Christmas sweater that we posted about a while back. These are great and all, but I don't think they can compete with the truly disturbing look of this hairy chest hoodie.

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt
Hairy chest tie and tattooed ugly Christmas sweater

There's actually a few different versions of the hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt that's available on Amazon, so it may be best to go and check them all out to see which one you like best, and which one your girlfriend/wife will hate the most.

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt

Also, if the hairy chest hoodie just isn't enough for you, you can take solace in the fact that there's a full hairy body romper that exists which will extend the hairy man body through your torso, groin, and legs!

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt - Hairy body romper

The full hairy body romper has a zipper enclosure that'll secure your body within the hairy goodness, and it's made from 75% Viscose, 20% Polyamide  and 5% Spandex.

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt - Hairy body romper

The hairy chest sweatshirt comes in sizes ranging from small to 3X-Large and is made from 100% Cotton!

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt
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This other version of the hair chest hoodie is sold by On Cue Apparel, and features a different hairy chest body which will equally disgust anyone who sees on you in it!

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt
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This version also features the hairy design on the back of the hoodie to give that sweaty hairy back look to anyone that wears it!

Hairy chest hoodie sweatshirt
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Even the hood of the sweatshirt is filled with hair, so you'll be filled with those beautiful curlies from every angle!

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The hairy chest hoodie is printed using an all over print technology that prints over the entire sweatshirt using photorealistic technology!

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The hairy chest and back sweatshirt also features a standard front pocket where you can keep both of your hands warm while you take in everyone staring at you while in public!

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