This Retro USB Powered Mini Desk Vacuum is Perfect For Your Coworker With a Filthy Desk
The mini desk vacuum is a small desk vacuum that is actually shaped like a stand up floor vacuum. Why swipe the crumbs on…
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These ‘Shittens’ Are Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes That Cover Your Entire Hand
There are certain times when changing a babies diaper where you need 1 baby wipe, and there are other times where you need about…
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This Alarm Clock Breakfast Griddle Lets You Wake Up To Fresh Sizzling Breakfast
We all remember when Michael Scott from the Office had the brilliant idea of setting a Foreman Grill next to his bed and would…
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This Toilet Putting Green Lets You Practice Your Putting While On The Can
Avid golfers feel they need to practice every moment of their awakened life, unless they also listen to informative golf lesson tapes while they…
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Bucardo Mustache Mug Protects Your Mustache From Coffee Stains
Much like how the Whisker Dam can connect to any beer glass to protect your mustache from getting moist, this coffee mug protects your…
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Half Wine Glass: For When You Just Need A Half Glass Of Wine
Maybe you had one of those days that wasn’t too bad, but also wasn’t too great. Maybe you’ve already finished most of the bottle…
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Ham Dogger Makes Hot Dog Shaped Hamburger Patties
Sometimes I’m making hamburgers on the grill and after the burgers are all done cooking, I go to grab the hamburger buns and all…
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This Bomb T-Shirt Makes It Look Like You’re Wearing Dynamite Around Your Body
If there was ever a t-shirt that you’d never want to wear to an airport, train station, or wedding, it would probably be this…
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Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb You Can Send Through The Mail
Sure, you can mail someone elephant poop through the mail, a bag of dicks through the mail, or even an envelope of mayonnaise through…
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These Pillow Cases Have a Study Guide For Your College Major On Them
These pillow cases have study guides on the them for popular college majors, so that when you’re done studying for that big final and…
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Donald Trump Toilet Paper
When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians.…
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Nicolas Cage Face Stamp
Sometimes we come across products that are so simple, yet in their simplicity, they are among the top products we feature. This Nicolas cage…
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Bernie Sanders Action Figure
We saw the Hilary Clinton action figure and the Barack Obama action figure come out a few years ago, and we’ve seen the Hilary…
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This Money Maze Bank Makes You Solve a Puzzle To Get Your Money Out
The money maze bank is a sort of piggy bank where it’s super easy to feed your money into it, but when you actually…
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Really Shit Coffee Is Coffee That Tastes Like Absolute Shit
If you’re looking for a creamy, rich, and delicious blend of coffee, you’ve come to wrong place. Really Shit Coffee is a bag of…
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Toilet Yoga Book
Aptly named ‘Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen)’, this book demonstrates poses and maneuvers that will help you poop if you’re having trouble…
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Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce
I once went to a taco buffet and had about 2 plates of tacos and said to myself, “I’m pretty full”, and decided I…
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Pooping Dogs Calendar 2016
Finally, the wait is over! The 2016 version of the pooping dogs calendar is here. There’s now no need to go around taking creepy…
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Pillow Tie: An Inflatable Necktie For Naps At Work
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to…
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Brazilian Back Hair Removal Cape
Are you one of those unfortunate individuals that was born with Hairy Walrus Syndrome? Are you sick of being laughed at while at the…
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Sloth Sleeping Mask
You live the life of a worthless human during the day, so why not live the life of a worthless animal while you sleep.…
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Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow
Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake…
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Man Bowl The Human Dog Bowl
The dog bowl shaped human bowl or ‘Man Bowl’ is basically a dog bowl with the word ‘MAN’ on it, which is supposed to…
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Big Boobs Salt and Pepper Shakers
WIth the big boobs salt and pepper shakers you get to have a new salt and pepper set to add seasoning to your foods,…
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Fake Girlfriend Body Hug Pillow
Similar to the Fake Boyfriend body hug pillow, the fake girlfriend body pillow is a pillow that is supposed to resemble your girlfriend to…
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Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from…
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Foot Shaped Door Stopper
The foot in the door stopper is a creepy way to keep your door open. The realistic foot will get a laugh from your…
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Giant Coffee Mug
Sometimes 1 or 2 cups of coffee just won’t do, plus you have to get up every 20 minutes to get a new cup,…
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Full Bottle Wine Glass
Why go to all that work of having to stand up and walk a few feet to fill up your wine glass every few…
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Giant Fatty Granny Underwear
Yo mama so fat… that these are her underwear… It’s late… The Big Mama Undies measure in at fat x fat, and would be…
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