Game Boy Beach Towel

The Game Boy towel is a beach towel that looks just like a game boy, except for the fact that it says Beach Boy on it. Inspired by the original Game Boy gaming system the Beach Boy towel is sure to make all the girls at the beach do as they always do, ignore you. If you're looking for a towel that will actually help you with the ladies, you may want to check out the 100 Dollar Bill Towel, or the Pixelated Cencoriship Towel. So head to the beach, plaster some SPF 300 on your pasty ginger body, lay down on your game boy towel, and relax while the rest of society refuses to acknowledge your existence.

The Game Boy beach towel is made from cotton, measures 30 inches wide x 60 inches long, and is machine washable as long as you do so with like colors, otherwise your precious game boy colors will fade.