This DIY Vasectomy Kit Includes Everything You Need For an At-Home Surgery

Date Published: 09/23/2019 9:13 AM

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Ok, if you haven't figured out from the 2 seconds it took you to click onto this page, yes it's a prank box. I won't string you along for 6 paragraphs only to drop a sentence at the end mentioning that this is in fact a joke. This company makes a slew of hilarious prank gift boxes that let you drop your real present inside, while making your giftee think they got something absolutely ridiculous. There newest prank box is a DIY vasectomy kit to do your own at-home surgery.

Made by Richard Payne (Dick Payne), the DIY vasectomy kit includes everything you need to get your at-home surgery done with you and your wife, friend, or floozy. According to the box, the kit includes a free bottle of bourbon to act as morphine pain relief, a patented scrotum holder, along with an easy to read 1,441 page manual on how to perform the vasectomy surgery. The new and improved version also includes a protective plastic cone that you can wrap around your husbands head after the surger to protect the open wounds.

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

Some of the hilarious testimonies located on the side of the box include:

  • I went and received one of those high-priced "hospital" vasectomies and after all the expense and trouble, all it did was change the color of our next baby.
  • Our company switched to one of those cut rate health insurance and they told me they would either pay the expense of the vasectomy or the anesthesia, but not both.
  • As it turns out, my insurance company only pays one "doctor" to perform the vasectomy surgeries. After I heard him say "then take your first right after you enter the trailer park", I quickly ran out to get the DIY kit. Thank you Dr. Payne, you are a life saver!
  • I still get to coach the swim team without all the hassle of dealing with actual swimmers!
  • After getting one of those foo-foo, "stay at the hospital" vasectomies, my left testicle blew up to the size of a small melon. This made things more than a little awkward since I work as a funeral director.

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

DIY Vasectomy Kit - Vasectomy Prank Gift Box

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