Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat

Did you just try out the new Taco Bell breakfast? Ordered 2 burritos at Chipotle because you thought you could handle it? Have a nice dinner at P.F. Chang's? Well monster shits call for monster toilet seats, so good thing you own a carbon fiber toilet seat which can handle a shit the strength of a thousand waffle tacos. Made out of 100% genuine carbon fiber, the carbon fiber toilet seat will fit most standard sized toilets, measures 16.5 inches long x 14.25 inches wide, and due to the nature of the product, all sales are final.