A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record a short video of himself lathering his fat belly with ketchup and mustard while singing happy birthday to your friend for the small price of $18.79. Simply tell him the names of all the people involved, tell him what you want him to say or sing, and he will record a 45-60 second video of himself in his underwear rubbing condiments on his beer belly while saying whatever you want him to say. How this isn’t some creepy form of prostitution is beyond me, but hey, I’m not complaining…
This weird man will say up to 100 words of your choosing while doing unspeakable things to his fat gut, and just think about how much ketchup and mustard this man must go through… Check out a sample video of what you might expect to get via the video below.
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