There's a Scream Absorbing Vase That Exists, and It'll Fit In Your Desk Drawer
By Ryan on 04/10/2018 8:32 PM
Sometimes you just need to scream to reduce your stress levels, and when doing that in the middle of your office and word gets back to Janice in HR, you may not have a job for very much longer, or you may just be asked politely to seek counseling.
How the scream vase works is you just hold the end up to your mouth, and start screaming obscenities about how much you hate your job, life, the current political climate, or anything else that's currently giving you stress.
Once your screams enter the vase, it will absorb your sounds, and convert your screams into nothing but whispers, flower smells, and flying dolphins.
The scream absorbing vase is made from ABS resin, obviously manufactured in Japan, and measures 12.5 cm x 18.5 cm.
Check out the scream absorbing vase in action via the video below.