Pixelated Oven Mitts

The pixel oven mitts are oven gloves that appear to be from some odd dimension where a mustachioed plumber runs around and hits bricks with his head. The 8-bit pixelated oven mitts assist you in picking up hot plates, bowls, platters, casseroles, and dishes, but unfortunately not chicks, you will first have to shave the neck beard, lose about 130lbs, and take 4 consecutive hot showers to even be accepted into society first. The pixel oven mitts are made using cotton and a polyester filling, each glove measures 11 inches long and 8 inches wide.