Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow

Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for your forever alone friend that will never find love, and will most likely make them cry themselves to sleep for a week straight.