Input Output Baby Onesie

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12.99
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thinkgeek
Category
Kid Stuff

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The input/output baby onsie lets you, your guests and your baby know what holes are for what. The mouth takes in the food, and the butt explodes in an output of toxic gases and dark fluids that once belonged in a boob. You’ve had a baby, and your life is now terrible, there is nothing you can do about it now other than laugh about your terrible mistakes. Dress up your baby in something humiliating so that maybe you can forget about life for a while and drift off into the world of strippers, crack, booze, and gambling that you once knew far too well… The input output baby onsie is yellow, made from 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper, has short sleeves with lap shoulders, and comes in three different sizes depending on how fat your ugly baby is.

Input Output Baby Onsie Input Output Baby Onsie

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Ryan Ruikkie

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Ryan Ruikkie

Ryan Ruikkie, the mastermind behind the weird and wonderful world of Odditymall, is a true eccentric at heart. With a penchant for all things strange and unusual, Ryan has built a platform where the wackiest, most outlandish products…