Pocket Grappling Hook
The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency…
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Military Gift Ideas
Tactical Manticuda Knife
The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former…
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Gun Shaped Blank House Key
The gun shaped house key is a blank key that you can get duplicated to use as your house key, and will more than…
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UZI Tactical Defender Pen
The UZU Tactical Defender Pen is a is a tactical pen that you can use to break glass on a car, get out of…
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Military Grade Battle Mug
Chiseled from a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum the Military Grade Battle Mug is allowed only in the manliest of hands that…
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Butterfly Knife Style Pen
Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate…
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Bra Gun Holster
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all…
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Tactical Brass Knuckles Knife
When you want to inflict as much damage as possible on someone or something, first seek psychological help, if that doesn’t work, you’re going to…
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Gun Shaped Folding Knife
The gun shaped folding knife is great for when you’re looking to stab someone, but still have a little bit of class, or when…
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Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
The best way to wake up in the morning after a heavy night of binge drinking is to a bomb alarm clock where you…
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Gerber Gator Machette
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the…
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Butterfly Bottle Opener
Made of stainless steel with an aluminum handle, the butteryfly bottle opener is 8 1/4 inches long, and is sure to impress your friends,…
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AR-15 Rifle BBQ Lighter
The fully functional M-16 Novelty BBQ lighter measures in at 14” long and is sure to make you the life of the party at…
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Bloody Wound T-Shirt – I’m Fine
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be…
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Military Grade Compass
If you are really lost, an ordinary compass will not save your life, you are as good as dead. Only an official battle tested…
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Brass Knuckle Coffee Mug
Show your office workers your one bad-ass mother with the brass knuckle coffee mug. Having personally used this mug, I can attest, that people…
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