Cheeseburger Earmuffs
You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in…
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Funny Gift Ideas
Funny people are sometimes tough to buy gifts for because they usually one-up you when they give you a gift. Well no longer will that be the case, now that you’ve found this page filled with hilarious and quirky gifts that will surely make anyone laugh uncontrollably upon receiving. This gift guide is a vast catalog filled with unique gifts that are superbly funny which you won’t find in your general or retail stores. By default the gifts are sorted my our most popular items, which you can change and sort by price, or date if you like. You can also search the gifts by price range, and even combine another tag from our system to filter the gifts even further to your liking.
Hand Candle Bleeds As It Burns
The hand candle is a candle in the shape of a human hand that has red wax on the inside and flesh colored wax…
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Flying Fuck Helicopter
The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don’t give a…
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Shower Beer Koozie
Did you work late and have come home to a party at your house? Oh no, you smeel like a dirty cheeseburger, and there…
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Cha Cha Cha Dog Costume
Make your dog pay the ultimate punishment for pooping on the carpet last week by making him dress up in the Cha Cha Cha…
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Poo-Pourri Pre-Pooping Toilet Spray
Poo-Pourri is a bathroom spray that you actually spray into the toilet before you poop so that when your dumpings splash into the water,…
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8 Months Sober Pregnancy Shirt
How ironic that booze is the primary reason that you are pregnant, and now that you are pregnant, you can not drink the booze.…
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Condom Sleeping Bag and Pillow
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so…
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You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom…
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Friends Peephole Frame
This Friends peephole frame is an exact replica of the yellow peephole frame used on the hit TV show Friends, and is a great…
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One Night Stand Halloween Costume
The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural…
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Straight Jacket For Babies
The Woombie is a straight jacket for your baby when your sick of them crawling all over around the house, and you just need…
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I Could Eat A Horse Pasta Measurer
Sometimes it’s hard to measure the correct amount of pasta for the amount of people about to consume it. The I could eat a…
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Voodoo Knife Block Set
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife…
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Hidden Tampon Flask
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports…
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Cigarette Butt Magnets
Give your home that classy touch with the cigarette butt magnets, which are magnets that resemble a cigarette butt that you can use to…
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Cat Shaped Ice Cubes
The cat ice cube tray takes you one step closer to your life goal of becoming a cat lady. No longer will you need…
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Fake Girlfriend Body Hug Pillow
Similar to the Fake Boyfriend body hug pillow, the fake girlfriend body pillow is a pillow that is supposed to resemble your girlfriend to…
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I’m A Twat Coffee Mug
The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when…
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Zombie Solar Powered Light
As if a zombie would ever need to, or know how to hold up a light or lantern, the zombie solar powered light defies…
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Backwards Wall Clock
The Backwards wall clock is a clock that has backwards numbers on it and it’s hands move counter clock-wise. The backwards wall clock is…
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Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from…
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Cereal Killer Spoon
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking…
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Missile Balloons For Your Car
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the…
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Theres No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Doormat
If you don’t understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your…
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Zombie Bottle Opener
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or…
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Cactus Shaped Toothpick Holder
The Cactooph toothpick holder is a plastic cactus that measures 6 inches tall and will hold your toothpicks for you with a little bit…
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Pizza Bed Sleeping Bag
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is…
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Pixel Wall Clock
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated…
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Nerdy Mathematics Wall Clock
Know of a math nerd? or a any sort of nerd in general? It may not make sense to you but this clock is…
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Hidden Sunscreen Lotion Flask
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask…
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Dog Or Cat Hoodie Sweatshirts
Make your cat an O.G. Kitty, make your dog appear to be from the inner city, when really he’s from the outer suburbs. Make…
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