Your Face As A Mask What’s a better costume idea for this years Halloween party than to go as yourself. Similar to the realistic baby face mask that we posted… More Info
Man In Gorilla Cage Costume The man in a gorilla cage costume is a halloween costume made to look like you are being hauled around by a gorilla inside… More Info
Instant Zombie Shirt It’s time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a… More Info
Cha Cha Cha Dog Costume Make your dog pay the ultimate punishment for pooping on the carpet last week by making him dress up in the Cha Cha Cha… More Info
Minecraft Steve Head Costume Calling all virgins! Calling all virgins! The Minecraft Steve Head mask is a great pick for a Halloween costume this year, assuming the party… More Info
One Night Stand Halloween Costume The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural… More Info
Dentures Bracelet Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet.… More Info
Long Nose Venetian Mask Whether you are looking to appear creepier than usual everwhere you go, stand awkwardly on a street corner for a few hours, are starting… More Info
Dog Or Cat Hoodie Sweatshirts Make your cat an O.G. Kitty, make your dog appear to be from the inner city, when really he’s from the outer suburbs. Make… More Info
Censor Block Sunglasses Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is… More Info
1970s Hairy Chest T-Shirt The Faux Real Boys 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt is for boys aged 2-7 and is sure to be a hit with the ladies. Sporting… More Info
The Goonies Sloth Mask Dress up as one of the nicest, kindest, most gentlest, yet hideously frighteningly, creepy, baby ruth loving monsters you have ever loved for your… More Info
Slit Wrist Bracelet Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy… More Info
Light Up Neon Tie Perfect for your next dubstep show, the light up tie screams “look at me”, which is what people will unfortunately have to do while you… More Info
Bloody Wound T-Shirt – I’m Fine Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be… More Info
American Flag Zubas You think anybody is going to want a roundhouse kick to the face while you’re wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! Made of… More Info