Morning Head Hair Cap
You’ve woken up in a puddle of your own fecal, your mouth tastes like cottage cheese and pubic hairs, there are two naked men…
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College Gift Ideas
College is a time for drinking, and I guess maybe some learning on the side. What better gift to give someone in college than a product to assist in their drinking habits or late night pizza eating. Shop a wide array of unique gifts for people in college, whether it’s something to help them learn… like a coffee thermos bong, something to help them drink themselves into oblivion, or maybe a tool to compliment their ride to class on their bicycle. This gift guide is a vast catalog filled with uncommon gifts for people in college that you won’t find in your general or retail stores. By default the gifts are sorted my our most popular items, which you can change and sort by price, or date if you like. You can also search the gifts by price range, and even combine another tag from our system to filter the gifts even further to your liking.
Giant Flask Holds 1 Gallon Of Booze
Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a…
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Shower Beer Koozie
Did you work late and have come home to a party at your house? Oh no, you smeel like a dirty cheeseburger, and there…
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Cassette Tape Doormat
Take a step back into the 80’s with the cassette tape doormat. Your best option would be to purchase the cassette tape doormat, and…
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Legless Pirate Corkscrew Bottle Opener
The legless pirate corkscrew and bottle opener, is a bottle opener shaped like a pirate that has one leg, which is the corkscrew, and…
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Beer Tracking Bottle Opener
The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and…
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You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom…
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One Night Stand Halloween Costume
The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural…
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Hidden Tie Flask
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are…
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Ninja Star Coat Hanger
The Ninja Star Coat Hanger is a ninja star that you can attach to your wall and hang your coats, hats, fanny packs, or…
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Taco Plates
Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with…
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Voodoo Knife Block Set
The voodoo knife block is basically a man that is being stabbed 5 times that kindly holds your knives for you. The voodoo knife…
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Hidden Tampon Flask
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports…
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Chalkboard Beer Mug
The chalkboard beer mug is a tall beer mug that has a chalkbaord surface that you can write on with chalk. No longer will…
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Giant Connect 4
The giant connect 4 game is great for children tall enough to reach to the top, or drunk adults sober enough to count to…
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GrOpener One Handed Bottle Opener
No the GrOpener is not some creepy groping device, it’s a bottle opener that allows you to open bottles of beer with one hand. Why…
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Mason Jar Shot Glasses
The Mason Jar Shot Glasses are a great gift idea for your alcoholic grandfather who just can’t bring himself to drink out of anything…
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Beetle Tip 3 Way Highlighter Pens
The beetle tip 3 way marker pen is a pen that has 3 different functions, a highlighter, a pen, and a double lined pen.…
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Backwards Wall Clock
The Backwards wall clock is a clock that has backwards numbers on it and it’s hands move counter clock-wise. The backwards wall clock is…
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Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from…
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Zombie Bottle Opener
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or…
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DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener
The DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener is a bottle opener you mount on your wall and as you open beer bottles, a magnet catches the…
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Hidden Sunscreen Lotion Flask
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask…
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Wrestler Headlock Bottle Opener
The Luchador Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener is a mini wrestler that will open your bottle of beer using a headlock. The wrestler is made…
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Inflatable Floating Beer Pong Table
Pool Pong is an inflatable floating beer pong table that you can use in the pool. The inflatable beer pong table is 6 feet…
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Apron Cooking Cheat Sheet
The Apron Cooking Guide is an apron that has text printed on it upside down so that you can look at it to get…
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Beer Bottle Mustache Attachment
Give your beer bottle the mustache ride of a lifetime with the beer bottle mustache. The staches come in a 6 pack with 6…
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Beer Drinking Glass With Shot Glass
Sometimes beer just doesn’t cut it. When your done drinking your beer, the girls at the bar still seem ugly or fat, so just…
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Follow Me Bring Beer Sand Imprint Sandals
The Follow Me Bring Beer flip flops have text on the bottom of the sandals that imprint words in the sand as you walk.…
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GoGirl Female Urination Device
Made of medical grade silicone, the GoGirl is a device that lets females urinate while standing up, whether you just need to pee into…
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Periodic Beer Glass
What do you get when you mix beryllium and erbium? Probably some sort of explosion, but the periodic table abbreviations spell beer. Great for chemistry majors…
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Butterfly Bottle Opener
Made of stainless steel with an aluminum handle, the butteryfly bottle opener is 8 1/4 inches long, and is sure to impress your friends,…
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Beer Holder Hoodie Sweatshirt
Why hold your beer and get your hand cold, and your beer warm? With the beer holder hoodie sweatshirt you can keep yourself warm,…
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