Giant Paper Clip Bottle Opener

You're at the office, drinking beers like you normally do, but don't have a bottle opener available. What do you do? What is the best office product for opening bottles of beer? My guess would be a stapler, a staple remover, or just using the edge of your desk to pop it off. But if you had this beautiful giant paper clip, your life would be saved, and all your coworkers would most likely applause you.

Although it doesn't actually clip your papers, the giant paper clip bottle opener is made from a strong zinc alloy construction, weighs 0.15 lbs, and measures 5 inches long x 1.75 inches wide x 0.5 inches thick.