Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake… More Info
Poo-Pourri Pre-Pooping Toilet Spray Poo-Pourri is a bathroom spray that you actually spray into the toilet before you poop so that when your dumpings splash into the water,… More Info
Mustache Push Pins The mustache push pins are push pins you can use on your bulletin board and keep up pictures of your friends, foes, or family,… More Info
I’m A Twat Coffee Mug The I’m a Twat Mug is a coffee mug with the words “I’m a Twat” printed on the bottom of it so that when… More Info
Steak Wrapping Paper The Steak Wrapping Paper Set is a set of wrapping paper that after being wrapped, your gift will resemble a juicy steak straight from… More Info
Backwards Wall Clock The Backwards wall clock is a clock that has backwards numbers on it and it’s hands move counter clock-wise. The backwards wall clock is… More Info
Donkey Ass Cigarette Dispenser Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from… More Info
Nose Body Wash Dispenser The nose shower gel dispenser gives you a handful of shower gel or body wash whenever you push on the side of the nose,… More Info
Drumstick Pencils Perfect for the drummer in the family or anyone who really likes to annoy people, the drumstick pencil is a regular pencil on one… More Info
Giant Fatty Granny Underwear Yo mama so fat… that these are her underwear… It’s late… The Big Mama Undies measure in at fat x fat, and would be… More Info
Send Animal Shit In The Mail Choose between cow, elephant, or gorilla shit that comes in 1 quart or 1 gallon sizes to send to someone through the mail as… More Info
Poop Soap Why use a regular, white, clean, bar of soap, that maybe has a hair on it, when you can grasp your filthy hands around… More Info