Sex Position Cookie Cutters The Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters are a set of cookie cutters that will make cookies in the shape of sex positions. Let your children… More Info
Hand Shaped Salt And Pepper Mills The HomeToolz Handy salt and pepper shakers are a set of salt and pepper shakers that are shaped like a right or a left… More Info
JAWS Shark Bottle Opener The shark bottle opener is a replica of Bruce the giant great white shark from Steven Spielberg’s 1975 film JAWS, and is a great… More Info
Hammer Bottle Opener You’re a man, we all know it, just look at you pounding those pins into the wall to hang those flower paintings up wherever… More Info
Soup And Cracker Mugs The soup and cracker mug is an oversized mug that has a second area to keep things in that you would like to keep… More Info
FingerPickin Finger Food Sampler The Fred and Friends FingerPickin Cocktail Picks are small little things that you put over your finger so that you can eat samples of… More Info
Tipsy Wine Glasses The tipsy wine glasses are a set of wine glasses that have slightly bent stems on them so that they lean over just the… More Info
I’m Not Sure If I Should Be In Love Or Offended With This Titanic Gravy Boat The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like… More Info
Das Horn – Horn Shaped Drinking Cup Das Horn is a drinking vessel that is shaped like the horn of an ox/goat/horny toad or whatever horned creature this is supposed to… More Info
Giant Bottle Cap Coasters The giant bottle cap coasters are giant bottle caps meant to be an ironic coaster for you to rest your beer on as to… More Info
Man Bowl The Human Dog Bowl The dog bowl shaped human bowl or ‘Man Bowl’ is basically a dog bowl with the word ‘MAN’ on it, which is supposed to… More Info
Hair Brush Flask The hairbrush flask is indeed a hairbrush that is a flask. To use it just unscrew the bottom of the brush, fill it up… More Info
Skull Shaped Eggs Maker Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes… More Info
Giant Flask Holds 1 Gallon Of Booze Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a… More Info
Sinking Into Table Coffee Mug The treasure mug is a coffee mug that is made in Japan that makes it look like your mug is sinking into the table.… More Info
Mini Pretzel Baking Pan Is there any shape that is more delicious than a pretzel? Squares are terrible, circles are boring, triangles… please… When you eat a cookie… More Info
CUNT Mug Similar to the I’m a Twat Mug, which sneakily lets everyone know the drinker of the mug is a twat. The CUNT UNT mug smugly… More Info
Splattered Man Drink Coaster Splat Stan aka the splattered man drink coaster is an orange man that has been squished and splattered onto your desk to give you… More Info
Shower Beer Koozie Did you work late and have come home to a party at your house? Oh no, you smeel like a dirty cheeseburger, and there… More Info
Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you… More Info
Portion Control Meal Measurement Tool Are you a fatty and can’t control the amount of food you intake per meal? Do you eat until you are full, not eat… More Info
Mustache Flask The mustache flask is a booze flask that’s bottom is shaped like a mustache, so that when you take a drink from it, it… More Info
Hummingbird Corkscrew Wine Opener Imagine a hummingbird gracefully and eloquently gracing you with it’s presence, then softly it flutters over to your bottle of wine your about to… More Info
Butter Saver Cap No longer will you have to find some tupperware, plastic cling wrap, or heaven forbid, fold the butter packing over the open area. The… More Info
Legless Pirate Corkscrew Bottle Opener The legless pirate corkscrew and bottle opener, is a bottle opener shaped like a pirate that has one leg, which is the corkscrew, and… More Info
Beer Tracking Bottle Opener The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and… More Info
Edible Spray Paint Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I… More Info
Cookie Face Mug The cookie face mug is a coffee mug that looks like a face with an open mouth where you can store your cookies, since… More Info
Sunnyside Egg Mold The sunnyside egg mold is a silicone egg shaper that makes your eggs resemble a cloud and a sun, and is sure to brighten… More Info
Leaf Shaped Silicone Pocket Cup The leaf shaped pocket cup is a small silicone foldable cup that you can fit in your pocket, purse, backpack, or fanny pack, that… More Info
Beer Bottle Plate On The Go Now you can eat, drink, stand, and have an open arm to shovel greasy food into your disgusting mouth with the beer bottle plate.… More Info
Food Huggers Fruit and Veggie Savers When was the last time you ate a vegetable or a fruit? It doesn’t count when it was on top of a greasy pizza.… More Info
You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom… More Info