This Funny Condiment Dispenser Makes It Squirt Out of a Guys Butt

You've seen the dog butt toilet paper dispenser, the cat butt tissue dispenser, the rabbit butt cotton ball dispenser, and probably all of the over butt themed items on our website. But our newest find might be the best one yet. It's a condiment dispenser that squirts your ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, etc, right out of a guys butt. I'm not sure if there's a real purpose to it other than looking funny and being ridiculous, but we might also be able to say that for half the stuff on our website. It's called the Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper, and it puts a pretty gross twist on dispensing your favorite condiments.

If you're someone struggling to find new ideas, or are stuck in a rut, just know that, much like the inventor of the pet rock, the inventor of this man butt condiment dispenser is probably stinking rich, so never rule out the ideas you think are simply terrible! You never know when you're going to have a terrible idea that somehow turns into a great idea.

Sir Perky is ready to pop and plop your favorite condiments

The man butt condiment dispenser is a universal cap that attaches to any standard condiment squirt bottle, including most ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, syrup, Sriracha, chocolate syrup bottles, and more. Be sure to bring it with to your next tailgating event, picnic, or backyard BBQ to be either an instant conversation starter, or just to get kicked out of the party early.

Believe it or not, the company that makes this man butt condiment dispenser actually has a line of other ridiculous products, such as an inappropriate wine bottle stopper, an inappropriate corkscrew, an inappropriate bottle opener, an inappropriate wine pourer, and more.