Breakfast Sandwich Maker

As if your kitchen needed another appliance that you never use, the breakfast sandwich making machine will change your life for the worse, as the pounds pack on, the double chin arises, and your man boobs get a little more jiggle when you giggle. A year after purchasing your breakfast sandwich maker machine you will curse the man who invented it, while inputing the ingredients for your next breakfast sandwich. The breakfast sandwich maker gives you a freshly made breakfast sandwich in 5 minutes. Just place a english muffin, egg, cheese, and whatever else you would like in to the machine, and 5 minutes later, out will pop a fresh breakfast sandwich.

The egg McMuffin maker is dishwasher safe, has surfaces covered with a non-stick coating, and inclues a few different quick and easy recipes to help you die young. Check out the magical breakfast sandwich making machine in action via the video below.