Big Ass Brick Of Soap
By Ryan on 03/24/2014 9:31 AM
Stop using your loofa to apply a soap that makes you smell like a woman that just skipped through a field of flowers, throw it all in the garbage and purchase Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap. This manly behemoth of a brick will make you reek like a man that just bathed in buffalo blood after harvesting the organs and hide. In reality this soap will make you a cleaner human and make you smell like man that has been drinking a fine scotch in a wood paneled den, and not like a lavendery woman. The big ass black bar of soap is 3x bigger than your average bar of soap, weighs in at 3/4 pound, measures 6 inches x 4 inches x 1 inch, and comes in a plethora of different manly colors and scents to choose from.