Cat Hair Is Lonely People Glitter T-Shirt
By Ryan on 05/01/2015 9:32 AM (Updated: 03/19/2019 8:19 AM)
Much like how having glitter on you is the tell tale sign that you have been around a stripper or are a stripper yourself, having cat hair on you is the tell tale sign of loneliness. There's nothing that quite makes you stand out at a club than having numerous clumps of cat hair hanging off your shirt and/or pants as you approach a someone to dance.
The cat hair is lonely people glitter t-shirt is a sure-fire way to show everyone within eye-sight your current level of loneliness and how you are ok with it. Tell the world your cat hair and loneliness doesn't necessarily make you a bad person, it just makes you a person that everyone pities and tries to avoid being around.
The cat hair is lonely people glitter t-shirt is made from 50% polyester, 25% cotton, and 25% rayon, is printed onto an American Apparel Unisex Athletic t-shirt, is grey in color, comes in sizes ranging from X-Small - XX-Large, and does not comes with a lint roller or any amount of self-respect.