Pre-Distressed Vintage Bicycle Playing Cards

The vintage bicycle playing cards are a set of 1800 series cards that are pre-distressed so they look like they are from the 1800's and were used in a poker game where someone was shot underneath the table with a shotgun, and a little bit of blood got on the cards, then were repackaged, sealed for 200 years, and sold to you on Amazon for under $10. The vintage playing cards are in fact brand new and are just made to look like they are old, are made in the USA, are genuine Bicycle playing cards, and are standard sized.