Nibble My Bits Naughty Bird Feeder Garden Gnome
By Ryan on 05/21/2015 2:01 AM
The nibble my bits bird feeder is a garden gnome that is essentially a garden gnome that hast stuffed his pants with bird seed in hopes to get either get his nob bitten off, or to get a little action from a bird. Similar to how a creep would pop a hole through the bottom of a tub of popcorn, stick his genitals through the bottom of it, and offer everyone some popcorn in hopes to get some accidental hand action, the nibbel my bits garden seems to be just as creepy, and looks to have like minded life goals. Just be sure to keep an eye on your local birds as to make sure they don't get drugged or taken advantage of by this dirty gnome perv.
Created by NPW, a unique product design company, the nibble my bits dirty garden gnome bird feeder will go perfectly next to your pooping garden gnome, these zombie garden gnomes feasting on a flamingo carcass.
The Nibble My Bits bird feeder is made from clay, does not come with any bird seed, measures 10 inches tall x 5 inches wide x 4.5 inches deep, and is a perfect addition to any stoop, garden or lawn.
- via UniqueHunters