NES Nintendo Controller Soap (2 Pack)

You've got that thick nerd grease that's attached to your skin for what you thought a was just a permanent thing. That is until now. The only way to fight nerd grease is with nerdiness. These extremely realistic NES controllers are made from 100% soap, and allow you to game all day while grasping onto a sweaty Nintendo controller and then once that day of the week comes when you decide to shower, these NES controller soap bars will be waiting for you in the bathroom so you can rub them all over you body like you've always wanted to do, but felt it was just too inappropriate to do in public.

The Nintendo controller soap bars come in a pack of two, are made from a non-comedogenic soap base that is sure to keep those greasy pours clear, are completely vegan, as well as gluten and soy free, come with a waterproof vinyl sticker, and best of all they are scented like soda pop in true geek fashion. So one bar of soap is scented like the sweet aroma of Mountain Dew, while the other is scented like Dr. Pepper.