16 Clever Doormats Your Stoop Needs Immediately

This doormat says one thing when guests arrive and another when it's time to go. When they get there, it says Come in, but when they leave it says go away. What else is there to say really. I think this covers it.

Don't like dogs? Well, you can just pug off! You heard me, pug off! In fact, you don't even need to say it, since this doormat says it for you. Seriously, pug off! If you have pugs, this is the doormat for you.

Much like the NES doormat, the Super Nintendo Controller Doormat celebrates a vintage game console controller. Display this in front of your door and every one will know that a game geek lives inside. I bet there's a Super Mario game happening in fact.

If only you could unlock a door as easily as you unlock your smartphone. Well, you can. Kind of. This Slide To Unlock Doormat works a little differently. Slide your feet to get the muck off and they will unlock the door.

If you're expecting the police, this is the doormat for you. You can save yourself the trouble of opening the door, since the mat already tells them to come back with a warrant. Hopefully they will listen and leave. Then you can make a run for it.

Old school Nintendo fans are going to love this Nintendo NES Controller Floor Mat. It looks just like the controller from the original Nintendo. Sadly, you can't use it to control games with your feet, but it's still very cool.

This No Need To Knock, The Dogs Have Alerted Us To Your Presence Doormat is pretty fun. And very true. When you ring the bell of a house that has dogs, they start barking and the owners already know that you are there. But what else do they know? What are they not telling us?

Just when you thought that the mustache meme was over, bam, here it is again. Right in front of your door. Aside from referencing the meme, this is the perfect doormat for anyone with a quality stache. I bet Tom Selleck has this in front of his door to match the one on his lips.

Do you trust cats more? Or dogs? If your a dog person, obviously you trust dogs and are just as loyal to them as they are to you. So this In Dogs We Trust Doormat is for you. If dogs could read, this would draw even more of them to your home.

This whale doormat lets visitors know that they are in for a whale of a good time once you answer the door. It's a fun mat that should stand out from the ones that your neighbors are using. I'd knock on any door that has a whale in front of it. There's just something exciting about it.

With this doormat, your guests will be greeted by a familiar computer sight. The loading bar. This should make them a little more patient while you get some pants on. What else can they do but wait for that bar to finish loading? 

Take a step back into the 80's with the cassette tape indoor rug. Place it anywhere around your house and you'll be taken back in time each time you step on it. Perfect for in the bathroom, next to your bed, in the kitchen, or right by your back door. Now if only there was some way to hook up a sensor to it so that whenever someone steps on it, a loud speaker jams out to 'We Built This City'. Everyone would want to come to your house and step on your rug.

There are certain parameters you have to meet to be able to knock on my door, and this doormat displays those rules to all who come by. So unless you're bringing me tacos, tequila, selling me girl scout cookies, or delivery my Amazon Prime package, you can probably just turn around and walk away.

When your house is about to be robbed, often times the thieves will read your doormat to make sure it's worth. Knowing this, it would be a great idea to let the thieves know that your neighbors have much better stuff to steal at their place, rather than the junk that's in your house.

You probably won't get this one unless your a techie geek. And if you are a techie geek, you probably already own this, because it's just great. But if you know a tech geek that needs one, here you go. In essence, 127.0.0.1 is a local IP address also know as a "home" IP address.

Sometimes people need a warning before they enter your home. If you have more than 2 or 3 cats, you may need to warn guests with this clever doormat. It just lets them know that they're about to enter a home with a lot of cats, and if you have allergies, or just dislike cats, they can turn back now.