Gold Medal Bottle Opener

The gold medal bottle opener is great for cracking open a few beers while watching the Olympics, first of all you don't have to stand up, seeing how you have a cooler full of beer right next to you and you are wearing a bottle opener around your neck, but also you just feel like a winner. Sick of losing at everything you do? Sports? Board Games? Life? Strap the gold medal bottle opener around your neck and get so inebriated that you forget about how terrible your life really is... At least until the morning. The Gold Medal bottle opener is made from heavy zinc-diecast with glittering gilt plating, comes with a red white and blue ribbon (hopefully you are from the US), measures 0.8 inches x 3.8 inches x 3.0 inches, and weighs 3.2oz.